Hi,

I am a short hairy ball of hair that looks like a walking wig . I have not cut my hair in over 20 years. After having a bath I have to be very careful when I dry myself off because my head may shrink. I am very worried about the thought of losing my hair. I am very well liked by women and often involved with some of them. I have my own language that consists of high-pitched gibberish that is only understood by the Addams's and a few other people. I am admired for my good advice. I drive a car that resembles a BMW from the 1950's. People can often see Gomez and Morticia riding with me in the Ittmobile. At one point in time I had a summertime fling with Morticia's sister Ophelia. Because of my love for partying we never got married. It is said I am one horny little furball.
Please dont light any matches near me?

More photos of cute little me and the family.

Email: CousinIt@altbox.org